The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Imagination! My problem is that I have so many ideas, I never have enough time to use them all. Just the other… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I think it's still kind of weird to memorize a line, because you're supposed to 'be' this person, you know? So then… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.” — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
