I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm not ambitious when it comes to my acting career. I'm not breaking down my agency's doors or sending out headshots. Even… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like to just make things... If I have the TV on, I'm not just going to sit there. I want to… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
That's why I love improvisational theater so much - you do it [scene] once and then it's done. You don't get bogged… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I just hate the whole idea of labeling anything as a comedy. If you tell me something's funny, I'll want to rebel… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty.… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained. I like to… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I think it's still kind of weird to memorize a line, because you're supposed to 'be' this person, you know? So then… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.” — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
