I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm not ambitious when it comes to my acting career. I'm not breaking down my agency's doors or sending out headshots. Even… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like it when people who aren't so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at? — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I love old cookbooks. I just got such a kick out of them, how the color would be way off or fake… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty.… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.” — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
