Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to real-life characters. A lot of the characters I play, I've had in me since second grade. I've been dragging… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.” — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
