When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
My last name is Szekely. Sounds like Saykay. When I was a little kid I had an instructor in camp who called… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well,… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I didn't make any kind of grades in high school. My mother was a single mom, putting my three sisters through college,… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I can feel how an audience is reacting when I'm on a stage, but when you are on stage, your perception is distorted. That's… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“You need to develop the ability to just be yourself and not be doing something, that's what the phones are taking away. The ability… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
