A Bachelor is one who never chases a woman he couldn't outrun. — Green Monk Bachelor Copy Share Image
I want to stop doing anything that's not worth telling my kids about. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
If someone's Cooler than you, does that mean you're Hotter than them? — Green Monk Cooler Copy Share Image
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything. — Green Monk Drunk Copy Share Image
Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours. — Green Monk Funeral Copy Share Image
When choosing a girl to date, don't go with your gut feeling. Go with your nut feeling. That'll lead to some butt… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Twitter is like a maximum security prison. There are the tough guys, crazy ones, odd ones & an idiot who tried to… — Green Monk Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
I'm truly convinced that much of the trouble that some people have today: they stop to think, but forget to start the… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
My wife is angry with me and she is giving me the Silent Treatment. I don't know what I did, but I… — Green Monk Angry Copy Share Image
'what do I do when I see someone gorgeous ? I stare, I smile, & when I get tired, I just put… — Green Monk Beauty Copy Share Image
How can you tell if a woman is paranoid? You find her vibrator -- and it's wearing a condom! — Green Monk Condom Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Love is a feeling that is really hard to explain, but its the greatest feeling you could ever have. But love could… — Green Monk Death Copy Share Image
Two women were talking. When I was young, I used to laugh when my mother crossed her legs when she had to… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A couple had twins - a boy & a girl. In their family, it was the tradition of the father's brother to… — Green Monk Asked Copy Share Image
