People are getting away from the whole album experience, it's true. I think that's sad. Maybe I'm just saying that because I'm… — Alex Lifeson Copy Share Image
Television is the Antichrist, and I can assure you after only three or four generations, people will no longer even know how… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
Harriet Jones: Did you notice when they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't just smell like a fart, if you'll… — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
Robert Plant asked me to marry him, but I said 'no.' I mean, you just don't want to marry someone you've wanted… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
Did you hear something, Nora?” Vee asked. “I thought I heard something.” “You definitely heard something,” I agreed. “Could that be …… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
...And nostalgia is a cancer. Nostalgia will fill your heart up with tumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you are. You're just… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
You're all mad for words. Words are just farts from a lot of fools who have swallowed too many books. Give me… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly; a fart, slower yet. But… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out. — Tyler Posey Copy Share Image
My ex-boyfriend didn't hear me fart once, and we were together six years. I hated the thought of grossing him out, so… — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
There is Harlan Ellison the human being, who takes a crap a couple of times a day, and who farts, and who… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. — James Joyce Copy Share Image
But my body was telling its story. I have read a lot of stuff about cancer. I needed this book. I wish… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
