Fart Quote by James Joyce

“My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your…

— James Joyce

I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me.

— Harry Redknapp

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties.

— Anonymous

Did you hear something, Nora?” Vee asked. “I thought I heard something.” “You definitely heard something,” I agreed. “Could that be … a dog…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.

— Blink 182

I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.

— Tina Fey

My fart just whispered, ...room for dessert!

— Nikhil Saluja

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama.

— John Vercetti

I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story.

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge

“Angie breathed deeply, then turned ten shades of puce. “Aren’t you guys dead? Why are you still able to fart?” I laughed at her.…

— Megan Curd