Ass Quote by Samuel Beckett

“[A]ll I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.”

— Samuel Beckett

“He was still experimenting with kissing girls even though he said he'd rather be kissing boys. That's exactly what he said. I didn't know…

— Benjamin Alire Sáenz

I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.

— James Joyce

“As Tayna would say if I wanted to hear from an ass i would have fart.”

— Suzanne Wright Feral Sins

“The sweet creature! She would look it up in her big Dante when she got home. What a woman!”

— Samuel Beckett

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

— Adam Carolla

Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have…

— Bob Saget

“Dante's poem, Langdon was now reminded, was not so much about the misery of hell as it was about the power of the human…

— Dan Brown

“Step one: Invade your opponet's mind. This is just like using mind-speak. Try it on me." "That's easy," I said, casting my mental nets…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“In this trunk," she says with a serious face, "is God's gift to women." "Chocolate?" "No." "Midol?" "What? No." "Tampons?" "Stop guessing," she says.”

— Victoria Scott

“Bourbon, Kentucky bourbon especially, is like Dante’s Inferno in a glass, fire walks down your throat, lungs, and heart and everything in between with…

— Bruce Crown

“To say she is only a woman is to say a violin is a piece of wood with strings, and Dante is mere ink…

— Bruce Crown