Date Quote by Niall Horan Download Open image “The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.” — Niall Horan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Date Date Fart Fart Fart Louder Girl Worst Worst thing
I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in… — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
My worst date would be with someone nervous who has nothing to say. I like people who inspire me. — Tamara Mellon Copy Share Image
I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me. — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
I'm not really the type of guy that dates out loud, lives out loud. — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
My ex-boyfriend didn't hear me fart once, and we were together six years. I hated the thought of grossing him out, so I think… — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house? — Roy Wood, Jr Copy Share Image
The worst thing a guy can do is lead a girl on and make her think he likes her!! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
The worst thing you can do to a girl is compare her to another girl. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have to fart. butt ur afraid of how it's going to sound — Blah Copy Share Image
I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“Best I ever had Hips don't lie You make me wanna *sssss* One more night Irreplaceable, yeah Crazy, we're crazy” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
When you think about it, some people don't like certain things, but when it comes to music, no matter who you are, where you're… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
Being single doesn't mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“If a man whistles at you don't turn around, ignore him. You're a lady not a dog.” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for the right person.” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“Louis's feet smell the worst. Literally like dog poo on a stick-that bad!” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I'm aware of who I am and I'm comfortable with who I choose to date. — Shibani Dandekar Copy Share Image
I once went on a date where the girl drove and so couldn't drink. I was nervous, so drank quite a bit - it… — Dan Smith Copy Share Image
I was a serious competitive figure skater and still ice-skate as much as I can. Anyway, I once brought a date to the rink… — Christian Serratos Copy Share Image
“It’s been so many years since I actually had a date that I’ve forgotten how to act. You don’t mention your ex when you’ve… — Scarlet Blackwell Copy Share Image
If we date, you should be aware that I have priorities. You may or may not be one of them. Only time will tell. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Obviously, in my past, I had a quite wild relationship with Pamela Anderson. — Bret Michaels Copy Share Image