Dog Quote by Becca Fitzpatrick

I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.

— James Joyce

“Do you hear that?” She tilted her head and listened. “No. I don’t hear anything. Do you hear something?” she asked Søren. “I do.”…

— tiffany reisz

“Where'd the dog go?" I ask, sounding panicky. "That wasn't a dog, Zara," he says, words whisper strong. I jerk my head up. "What…

— Carrie Jones

“It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart!”

— Dorothy Garlock

“I will say one thing about those males, there is never a dull moment." Peri suddenly appeared causing everyone to jump. "Bloody hell," Jen…

— Quinn Loftis

“I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it…

— Deb Baker

“Is my conversation putting you to sleep, or is the rufie I slipped in your dog food finally starting to kick in?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Do you have a dog? I was a dog.”

— Maggie Stiefvater

That awkward moment when you fart and your friend says I think one of the dogs just farted.

— Lexi Lou

“Angie breathed deeply, then turned ten shades of puce. “Aren’t you guys dead? Why are you still able to fart?” I laughed at her.…

— Megan Curd

“Her mind whited out, and she coughed. It sounded suspiciously like a whimper. "Well, okay. I guess I blew that round again, didn't I?"…

— Thea Harrison

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle