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“When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy…

— Kingsley Amis

“That tight little accent grated on Clay’s frayed nerves. He thought that if it had been a fart, it would have been the kind…

— Stephen King

“old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart. “Just as I…

— Michael Buckley

“Then he lost all coherence and began a hysterical giggle, compounded with a slight twitch and very pronounced emission of saliva from his mouth.…

— Frederick Exley

“He gave out a victory-fart, but although this one was long and smelly, it was silent. His asshole was now a broken squeeze-box that…

— Stephen King

“Oh, come on, Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart.”

— Cara Lynn Shultz

“The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Why was he smiling? Oh crap, I had drooled on him. Or maybe farted? Please, anything but a fart!”

— Katie Thayne

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin

“My voice was jus' a duck fart in a hurrycane.”

— David Mitchell

“The horses have all been found. No harm was done.” “It took us two days to gather them! On foot! I will never hear…

— Catherine Anderson

“That is horse piss and rotted straw, he thought. It is a good odour to breathe. It will calm my heart. My heart is…

— James Joyce