I spent my entire first pay cheque from 'Cracker,' a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at… — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I always have apples and fruit in the house. It's easier to eat something healthy if it's within reach. I also have… — Martina McBride Copy Share Image
I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the… — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
Thanks to them crackers, my pockets are fatter than excess shit that's weighing on Jasper. — Tyler The Creator Copy Share Image
Don't know what 2 say about Dunk-a-roos. They're just good! Sometimes you want a food that is comfortable and takes you back.… — Prince Copy Share Image
Our traditions have been waking up on Christmas morning and feasting on a southern breakfast. I'm from the South. We eat grits… — Leigh-Allyn Baker Copy Share Image
I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a… — Alan Jackson Copy Share Image
I used to go with my father to buy phooljharis and chakris and there used to be Sabu' crackers in the market… — Mohit Raina Copy Share Image
Why can't the black man have a God? What's so wrong when a black man says his God will protect him form… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Crackers, toasted or hard bread may be added a short time before the soup is wanted; but do not put in those… — Sarah Josepha Hale Copy Share Image
I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking… — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
Yesterday I decided it would be funny to cut in to a box of Christmas crackers and take out all the original… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
We used to burn tons of crackers earlier, but when I realized the effects they have on our environment, I stopped burning… — Rubina Dilaik Copy Share Image
I've wanted to be an actress for as long as I can remember, and I can say I was almost born in… — Sienna Miller Copy Share Image
I don't like the concept of crackers. Diwali is a festival of lights but we have a lot of sound too. I… — Tejaswi Madivada Copy Share Image
the cracked plate has to be retained in the pantry, has to be kept in service as a household necessity. It can… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
The simplest way to prepare Dungeness crabs is to boil them in the shell and set them in front of your guests… — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Be nonviolent only with those who are nonviolent to you. And when you can bring me a nonviolent racist, bring me a… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
If there was ever any truth to the trickle-down theory, the only evidence of it I've ever seen was in that period… — Dave Van Ronk Copy Share Image
I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm the paté on the Universal cracker. I'm the grout holding your shower tiles on. I'm out of the saddle, sprinting up… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't throw her outta bed for eating crackers. She was all class.” — James McBride Copy Share Image
We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us. — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy. — Ernie Harwell Copy Share Image
People think you must be crackers if you've got a psychologist but psychology is part of the building bricks to make a… — David James Copy Share Image
I figure it's a European thing to eat cheese and crackers before a meal - that's my afternoon snack, or I do… — Andrew Luck Copy Share Image
Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
