I'm a whitebread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur: "whitebread". The other day, someone came up to me and said, "What's… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers. — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.. — Khalid Abdul Muhammad Copy Share Image
Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I spent my entire first pay cheque from 'Cracker,' a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I've been a lot of places, and my wife, Denise, she likes a lot of the fancy restaurants. I'm more of a… — Alan Jackson Copy Share Image
So (if) some cracker come and tell you 'Well, my mother and father blood go back to the Mayflower,' you better hold… — Al Sharpton Copy Share Image
I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their table… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
I don't like the concept of crackers. Diwali is a festival of lights but we have a lot of sound too. I… — Tejaswi Madivada Copy Share Image
I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned to eat five small meals a… — Carol Alt Copy Share Image
Our small ears never had such a workout as on the Fourth of July, hearing not only our own bursting crackers but… — Paul Engle Copy Share Image
The sweetest thing we ever had was, like, animal crackers in the pantry. I think my parents sort of passively made sure… — Andrew Luck Copy Share Image
“On Atheism – If people continue to think of atheism as a kind of religion, then I demand all the perks that… — Marsha Hinds Copy Share Image
