There ain't no Coupe Deville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jacks box. — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers. — Michael T. Flynn Copy Share Image
When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda crackers into… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Jesus Christ—who, as it turns out, was born of a virgin, cheated death, and rose bodily into the heavens—can now be eaten… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker. — Brennan Manning Copy Share Image
Usually I'll just eat popcorn, but if theaters would sell me goat cheese and garlic with Triscuit crackers, I'd give them all… — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
Crackers!” said Dumbledore enthusiastically, offering the end of a large silver noisemaker to Snape, who took it reluctantly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've wanted to be an actress for as long as I can remember, and I can say I was almost born in… — Sienna Miller Copy Share Image
I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you… — Mark R. Woodward Copy Share Image
I would say that I am proud of my performance from Cracker and I think a lot of that was due to… — Boti Bliss Copy Share Image
You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people:… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
Instead of feeling like there's two or three of us in this town of hostile crackers, I'm in a big church filled… — Stanley Nelson Jr Copy Share Image
If I said I wouldn’t toss him out of my bed for eating crackers, would you leave me alone? (Grace) Maybe. What… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have… — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
When we were the political slaves of King George, and wanted to be free, we called the maxim that "all men are… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
The white cracker who wrote the National Anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word "free" to a note so… — Tony Kushner Copy Share Image
On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
Shrimp crackers are actually exactly what I was eating when I got the call that I was going to play Shang-Chi. — Simu Liu Copy Share Image
Sisters, brothers and the whities, Blacks and the crackers, Police and their backers, They're all political actors — Curtis Mayfield Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A single spark of occasion discharges the child of passions into a thousand crackers of desire. — Johann Kaspar Lavater Copy Share Image
When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool. — Levon Helm Copy Share Image
Animal crackers, and cocoa to drink That is the finest of suppers, I think When I'm grown up and can have what… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
“I bought a box of animal crackers, and it said on it, ‘Do not eat if seal is broken.’ So I opened… — Bathroom Readers' Institute Copy Share Image
At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't you to… — Nick Mancuso Copy Share Image
Lord, I never seen blue hair on a black woman before or since. Leroy say you look like a cracker from outer… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
Corn syrup and added fats have been outed as major ingredients in fast food, but they hide out in packaged foods too,… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want. — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers… — Jamie Zawinski Copy Share Image
Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to? — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas. — Basil Wolverton Copy Share Image
