Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
“You're crackers.” “Marvelous isn't it? I find it's the only way to be.” — Paul Magrs Copy Share Image
“That's a shame," said Bert, "to run out of crackers before you've run out of emergency.” — James A. Owen Copy Share Image
I read daft history books. Sometimes the books I read are a bit crackers or strange. — Mark E. Smith Copy Share Image
I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim)… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Could there be any doubt that the Jews would seek to harm the Son of God again, knowing that his body was… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
An Active mind didn't need distraction in its physical environment. It needed a collection of outstanding books and a good lamp. Maybe… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
I am a gluttonous, gorging failure. A waste. My body isn’t used to high-sugar carbs laced with witchcraft. It can barely cope… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers. — Michael T. Flynn Copy Share Image
The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay.… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
My mother was a cracker jack typist. And she would come in and sit at my house and type the final type… — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
My mother wanted me to go to church to meet women. That's wrong, ain't it? 'Praise the Lord! Hey, how ya doing?… — Warren Hutcherson Copy Share Image
With so many delicious varieties and flavors ranging from subtle to bold, Keebler and Carr's crackers are an unexpectedly genius way to… — Damaris Phillips Copy Share Image
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he… — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
Soon as the thund-ah enters my lungs-ah I start gettin hungry wheres that balogna Crackers and cheese zuzus and whams Icy white… — Project Pat Copy Share Image
I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you… — Mark R. Woodward Copy Share Image
“Luc sighed as he raised his hands. "Look, this is not a trap, a test, or a drill. Archer's here, too. He's… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings. Fang popped some Cracker Jack into… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Winter near the shore is cold. The wind kicks up a salty mist and elephant seals come to shore to trumpet and… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Vegetarians, dropping meat, tend to fill up with too much starch. This leaves them no more healthy than meat-eaters, with constipation, indigestion,… — Helen and Scott Nearing Copy Share Image
Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Farrakhan don't like the Jews. Which is bugged. I get… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I'm a Gemini, so there's two people in me. Straight up. There's the nerd who is totally zoned out in the studio,… — G-Eazy Copy Share Image
I carefully lay out the provisions. One thin black sleeping bag that reflects body heat. A pack of crackers. A pack of… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
When we were the political slaves of King George, and wanted to be free, we called the maxim that "all men are… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
There ain't no Coupe Deville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jacks box. — Meat Loaf Copy Share Image
When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda crackers into… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker. — Brennan Manning Copy Share Image
