Angry Quote by Andy Kindler

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He…

— Jeff Foxworthy

“This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel!”

— Molly Harper

Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.

— Lisa Lampanelli

Some people say Larry the Cable Guy's only successful because he's pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting people's racist…

— Greg Giraldo

Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook. Dane Cook…

— Gabriel Iglesias

“Then one day our phone rang, and the voice on the other end said, “I need to talk to Mr. Robertson.” “Yeah, that’s me,”…

— Phil Robertson

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

— Jeff Foxworthy

My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

— Ron White

The only reason I'm ever in character as 'Larry The Cable Guy' is because that's what I'm hired to do. In my movies, obviously…

— Larry the Cable Guy

“He glanced about him to make sure we weren't overheard, leaned forward, and whispered, 'He collects stamps.' The family looked bewildered. 'You mean he's…

— Gerald Durrell

Once when Larry the Cable Guy was on Conan's show, Conan O'Brien was so offended by Larry's material, he had to walk away from…

— Andy Kindler

Drug dealer buy Jordans, crackhead buy crack. And a white man get paid off of all of that.

— Kanye West