Cables Quote by Andy Kindler

“Once when Larry the Cable Guy was on Conan's show, Conan O'Brien was so offended by Larry's material, he had to walk away from the desk he was so offended.”

Andy Kindler

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The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.

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