Catholic Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

I think I became a Catholic to annoy my father.

— A. N. Wilson

Dad thinks vengeance is the coolest thing about the Lord. That, and turning water into alcohol.

— Christopher Titus

“It’s a bit burned,” my mother would say apologetically at every meal, presenting you with a piece of meat that looked like something —…

— Bill Bryson

I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff's kitchen. He went to the fridge, opened it,…

— Jim Butcher

My dad was a Buddhist when I was young. So, at a point when I begging become Catholic he was saying "no" and imparting…

— Sean Astin

In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So,…

— Bill Maher

There's a lot of Republicans who may have in the past been critical of fellow Catholics who they call 'cafeteria Catholics' who don't follow…

— Bob Inglis

If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.

— Joanne Fluke

My dad was a Buddhist when I was young, so when I was begging to become a Catholic, he was saying no and imparting…

— Sean Astin

“If I were on death row, my last meal would be from Steak ’n Shake. If I were to take President Obama and his…

— Roger Ebert

I figured anybody who talked about church as much as she did was using it a little like cocaine anyhow.

— Keith Ablow

“Scientists want to search for alien signals because that's what gets them publicity. They are like Jesus Christ." "Jesus Christ?" Nambodri asked, with a…

— Manu Joseph