Crackers Quote by James McBride

The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas.

— Basil Wolverton

If I said I wouldn’t toss him out of my bed for eating crackers, would you leave me alone? (Grace) Maybe. What else wouldn’t…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Ugh, Look at that b*tch, eating those crackers like she owns the place!'

— Anonymous

Listen, the conditions in prison as a whole - you're not sleeping in a comfortable bed, you're not eating good food, and this is…

— Michael Sorrentino

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.

— Kim Kardashian

I wouldn't throw all spitballs. I'd go maybe two or three innings without throwing a spitter, but I always had them looking for it.

— Stan Coveleski

“You know what? I think if you were on fire right now, if you suddenly burst into flame this minute, I wouldn't throw a…

— Raymond Carver

“I wouldn't throw piss on that man if he were on fire.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Ken Holtzman could pitch a game in ninety minutes. Wouldn't throw a breaking ball. And he had a great breaking ball.

— Reggie Jackson

“--I wouldn't throw that cat out of bed. --When did you get a cat?”

— Lesley Kagen

And if I wanted to kill myself, I wouldn't throw myself off a roof. And if I was going to throw myself off a…

— Holly Black

Shrimp crackers are actually exactly what I was eating when I got the call that I was going to play Shang-Chi.

— Simu Liu