Comedy Quotes by Kurt Braunohler

8 Comedy quotes by Kurt Braunohler

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Kurt Braunohler’s sharp observational humor cuts to the core of everyday absurdities. This set of eight quotes reflects his knack for turning the mundane into clever punchlines.

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In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the…

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The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry.

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I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

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It used to be if you wanted to be a comedian, you used to just do sets. You'd go up three times…

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All the great game show hosts have a signature 'look,' from Bob Barker's year-round Brazil Nut-hued tan to Monty Hall's oversized lamb…

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I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my…

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A lot of improvisers mistakenly assume stand-up is awful, because there are a lot of stand-ups in the world that did not…

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'Bunk' is a comedy game show where, each week, three of my favorite comedians compete in a series of bizarre and meaningless…

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Other than Caroline's in New York, I pretty much haven't done clubs. That was primarily because I always liked the people and audiences at…

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I want to continually find ways to bring my ideas off the stage and into the real world, into the streets. I think I…

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The feeling of being an outsider was a big part of my childhood. I think that helps comedians. That feeling of being an outsider.…

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For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the…

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I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

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There's this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli in Bushwick…

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The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry.

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I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

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