If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Coffee is to wake up, coffee is to work with, coffee is to live with, coffee is life — Jim Parsons Copy Share Image
There is only one thing that could make me near homicidal. Yeah - this is called My Proper Tea. — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“Fine,’ he replies, heading through into the kitchen to make himself a strong cup of tea. ‘Are” — Adam Croft Copy Share Image
“Since writing, I've learnt to truly appreciate COLD coffee. If the second or third sip is cold, I lost track of time… — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we feel 107. — Martha Beck Copy Share Image
“The big boys have got their feet up on their desks, drinking coffee and admiring the pretty ankles of their secretaries” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
When I'm depressed and the weather is bad I look up my page on IMDb and I have my coffee and feel… — Udo Kier Copy Share Image
When people ask what college I graduated from, I say: I didn't graduate from college. I graduated from Nike. I started my… — Maverick Carter Copy Share Image
I was sitting in this small coffee shop a couple days ago and I saw this old man sitting at a table… — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
I'm really conscious of the amount of food I eat, but I don't deny myself anything. For example, I have a really… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
I'm kind of feeling like I don't mind being open with the random details of my life, like I'm at a coffee… — Kina Grannis Copy Share Image
Fifteen states across the country have gas prices that have dipped below $2. That means it's now cheaper to buy a gallon… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
You have to eat right. That does not mean that I don't drink Cuban coffee. That does not mean that I do… — Cristina Saralegui Copy Share Image
“He knew she drank coffee, but he knew nothing about the stuff himself, and he intentionally hung back watching other people order… — Elizabeth Finn Copy Share Image
[Kenny] leaned back against the counter and studied the other man. “So Dex, how’s come you’re still alive to tell the tale?”… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
A lot of weird ads. Sally Struthers with that little kid: 'Just 55 cents, the price of a cup of coffee, feeds… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
“I’ve had my first dose of caffeine and I’m ready to dole some out justice.” — Jason Rose Copy Share Image
When I get up, I have a cup of coffee, surf the Internet, then do a half-hour run. — Katarina Witt Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
Actually caffeine is too hard on my system. I'm a delicate boy from Plano, Texas. — John Benjamin Hickey Copy Share Image
Many kinds of monkeys have a strong taste for tea, coffee and spirituous liqueurs. — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
A few years back, this guy [Barack Obama] would be serving us coffee. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
I need my cup of tea at about 4 PM. I don't eat any snacks with my tea. — Vinod Khanna Copy Share Image
Why go to France when you can smell the same people in coffee shops here in America. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Free yourself from the slavery of tea and coffee and other slop kettles! — William Cobbett Copy Share Image