If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
I changed my diet completely. You know, I'm from Cleveland, so I've always loved sausage and red meat and all of that… — Joe Eszterhas Copy Share Image
Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Yes, a bunch of carrots, observed directly, painted simply in the personal way one sees it, worth more than the Ecole's everlasting… — Paul Cezanne Copy Share Image
You know, a documentary is only interesting once in a while. If you look at a whole book of Dorothea [Lange]'s where… — Imogen Cunningham Copy Share Image
The running pants were tolerable, Drustan decided, relieved. The blue trews had clearly been a torture device and would have strangled a… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'm a perfectly good carrot that everyone is trying to turn into a rose. As a carrot, I have good color and… — Mary Pipher Copy Share Image
What would Kathy say if she knew I let the whole crew eat those Oreos when they never did eat their carrot… — Dean Hughes Copy Share Image
The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of… — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd… — Duane Chapman Copy Share Image
I'm not into sugar for kids, but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at… — Tobey Maguire Copy Share Image
Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. — Tom Cole Copy Share Image
Pizza certainly has its place in school meals, but equating it with broccoli, carrots and celery seriously undermines this nation's efforts to… — Jared Polis Copy Share Image
I am open to the accusation that I see compost as an end it itself. But we do grow some real red… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health.… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
For me, it's the unexpected and surprising combinations of produce that are the most exciting and lure me into the kitchen for… — Marlo Thomas Copy Share Image
Orange strengthens your emotional body, encouraging a general feeling of joy, well-being, and cheerfulness. Orange vibration foods are: oranges, tangerines, apricots, mangoes,… — Tae Yun Kim Copy Share Image
I think I've been on a path ever since I was born, a path of high stress. I put myself, my career,… — Melissa Etheridge Copy Share Image
