Guys are obsessed with boobs. Almost as much as girls are obsessed with that text message the guy she likes sent her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Saw a woman checking out her own boobs in a window and I was like Your eyes are up THERE. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“My secret world of bosom sculpting is crashing down around me. I’m destined for bra-stuffing rehab in a distant boobicus minimus land.… — Amy Holder Copy Share Image
Why can't we actually sing and get respected as good singers and songwriters without having our boobs and butt hanging out? — Dolores O'Riordan Copy Share Image
“Are you actually hoping my boobs are going to talk back to you? Do you think they'll tell you my name?” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
You can get a man's attention if you got a pair of boobs and a butt. I hate to simplify them down… — Sarah Shahi Copy Share Image
I would prefer a normal-sized breast, or a small breast or whatever, and that it be natural, than to understand that it… — Jeff Koons Copy Share Image
Me without you is like a fat guy without big boobs,a gay guy without any fashion sense!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a crumble baby belly, boobs are worse for wear after two kids...I'm doing all right. I'm 33. I don't look… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
“And that’s why we’re sending Boobs McGee.” I slowly swiveled my head to glare at Catcher. “Seriously. You’re, what, twelve now?” ***… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
Who doesn’t? I cry and smile every day. I grew up scared, because I was so skinny and had no boobs. It’s… — Kaya Scodelario Copy Share Image
“Early in the boob-emerging years, I had no boobs, and I was touchy about it. Remember in middle school algebra class, you’d… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“God crafted men’s eyes and women’s breast from the same material, I’m convinced. Whenever eyes wander toward cleavage, they’re just trying to… — Adi Alsaid Copy Share Image
I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs… — Snooki Copy Share Image
Okay fat girls it's called plenty of fish not plenty of whales, and don't take pictures of your face and boobs we… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
I’ve never felt like I’ve exactly traded on my looks. When I was a teenager, I was an ultra-late bloomer, and my… — Anna Kendrick Copy Share Image
Ladies: Being smart will only get you so far…Having big boobs and a fat ass will take you the rest of the… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I don't recommend surgery at all. Women's bodies are beautiful as they are, and I've had a love/hate relationship with my breasts… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
Yes... I hold my boobs when I run... why not?? I see you holding your balls when you walk. :) — Miranda H Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when a guy makes a comment about another girls boobs or butt in front of you. — Orebela Gbenga Copy Share Image
I don't think you necessarily need to show off your stomach and boobs to be sexy. I'm just not attracted to that… — Ashley Olsen Copy Share Image
“I didn't see myself as the busty type. Too bad bodies are issued randomly, not selected to match your personality” — Phoebe Kitanidis Copy Share Image
I've read that women love to have whipped cream licked off their breasts, but since my girlfriend has silicone implants, I use… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think to myself, what should James Franco say next? And then it comes to me. Boobs. — James Franco Copy Share Image
I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough. — Clarie Sargent Copy Share Image
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Bob," I said over my shoulder. "Tell her it's me." "Can't," Bob said in a dreamy tone. "Boobs.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I guess when Andie Ward and her double Ds literally came bouncing by, your priorities shifted.” — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“I hate that word boobs. I wish people wouldn't say it, especially girls. It's like calling your own body stupid.” — Betty Miles Copy Share Image
Dear Middle School Girl Who Thinks She's a Victoria's Secret Model, Mind if I Borrow a Tissue? Sincerely, It's Fallin Out Of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Somone asked on anon for mah bra size and I said''Plot Twist;I'm a boy. I don't have boobs. So I don't have… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
“My thoughts on breast cancer: I'm okay with it. A tumor makes a girl's boobs bigger. So fuck it. A great man… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Besides my big boobs, it is probably my hourglass shape that is my best feature. I play off of that a lot.… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs. — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
One of my daughters was a bit flat-chested, so she had implants and she's got a lovely pair now. I see nothing… — Rod Stewart Copy Share Image
I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in… — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
[On why she doesn't exercise:] If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Sexy is always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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