Me and most of my girlfriends have said that we would never have a boob job, but we all said that we… — Miquita Oliver Copy Share Image
Ladies: If they weren't meant to be used to get attention, God would have put boobs in a different place. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are that T-shirt might not be ur size...Tubby… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My girlfriend got secret weapons that prevent me from having to like football. They're called boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The extra padding in my bra wasn’t doing much to hide my bullet-like nipples." -Laneyism” — Jodi Linton Copy Share Image
I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage! — Moon Unit Zappa Copy Share Image
“You men. The bra clasp defeats you every time." "I think a demonic engineer mus have designed these things. I may have… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
When they [breasts] are huge, you become very self-conscious...I've learned something though, through my years of pondering and pontificating, and that is:… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
I do have body-image issues, just like everyone else. I mean, I wish I had bigger boobs. And I hate my butt.… — Leslie Bibb Copy Share Image
I am against changing my body to become better. I am not against implants, I have a lot of girlfriends who have… — Summer Altice Copy Share Image
“I can’t fathom the day when I’ll be able to figure out how to independently maneuver my way into my bra, like… — Lisa Genova Copy Share Image
And isn't that weird? Think about this, when you're born, you nurse on your mama. And then you get a little older,… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“Even the slightest movement on the Mimic’s part was sure to wake the big scary thing up again. Therefore, the faux-chest focused… — Neven Iliev Copy Share Image
I have boobs!" Chloe said again, a bit too loudly— she'd already had a couple of mini bottles at the Spot. "My… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Ladies, admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think, 'Wow, this is Awesome!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I'm afraid to start plastic surgery. And my breasts are so versatile now, I can wear them down, up, and side to… — Cybill Shepherd Copy Share Image
There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. — Cary Elwes Copy Share Image
Hahahah ::) the craziest to do is to hold a BoobS of the shemale hahaha :))) wre all cray cray hahaha :)) — IMynatot Copy Share Image
I'm never happy with my face, my hair, I haven't really got any boobs and I'm not really that tall. — Ellie Goulding Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why you never see large-chested women finishing marathons first. They've been beaten to death by their breasts around Mile… — Dawn Dais Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boobs are lik the sun, Ok to look but dangerous to stare, But that's what sunglasses are for. If you know what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Europe and Sweden, we see boobs on TV, and it's not a big deal. Everyone has them; everyone has seen them. — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
They're like lips, they're like noses, they're like eyeballs, you should be able to have them out all the time if you… — Cara Delevingne Copy Share Image
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
As an actress, I was never thin enough, never pretty enough. My boobs weren't big enough. — Felicity Huffman Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully! — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
The origin of the word Boob: The B is the aerial view, the oo is the front view, the b is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have really small tits, and the thought has crossed my mind to get them done. Because I see the girls who… — Stacey Dash Copy Share Image
They say its politics, or money, or nuclear power that's what rules the world... But you have no idea what a good… — Anya Wright Copy Share Image
I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less. — Kourtney Kardashian Copy Share Image
The thing about legs is you're born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But you're either blessed with attractive… — Stacy Keibler Copy Share Image
Girl Youre breaking up with me because Im too¦ blonde? boyWell, no. Thats not entirely true¦ girl Then what? My boobs are… — Catherine Lucas Copy Share Image
“At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now I feel like they… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image