Somewhere-over-the-sun Quote by Adi Alsaid

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

— Conan O'Brien

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and…

— Jerry Seinfeld

The sight of a womans cleavage reduces a mans ability to think clearly by 50%…per boob.

— Nikhil Saluja

“I love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Men and women, alike, can’t help but stare at breasts, even if they aren’t that great. It’s like a car wreck, you just can’t…

— Erica Chilson

There is nothing more humanly beautiful than a woman's breasts. Nothing more humanly beautiful, nothing more humanly mysterious than why men should want to…

— J. M. Coetzee

It's easy to get caught up in how our figures look when we stand naked in front of the mirror. But we must remember…

— Lissa Rankin

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

— Anna Faris

“Not too dim for you to ogle my breasts.” “Men have built-in night vision that comes on for such opportunities.”

— Ruby Lionsdrake

[Wearing padding to make my breasts look larger for a movie] was great, but it also made me think, you know, a lot of…

— Lara Flynn Boyle

Boobs are lik the sun, Ok to look but dangerous to stare, But that's what sunglasses are for. If you know what I mean ;)

— Anonymous

“I like undressing women with my eyes, but I just can’t quite figure out how to unstrap their bras with my eyelids.”

— Jarod Kintz