I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten! — Patrick Rossiter Copy Share Image
I find the only thing that really stands up, better than gambling, better than booze, better than women, is reading. — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
If I could have a beer with Jesus. Heaven knows Id sip it nice and slow. Id try to pick a place… — Thomas Rhett Akins Copy Share Image
“With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
But leave me to my beer! Gold is dross, love is loss, so if I gulp my sorrows down, or see them… — George Arnold Copy Share Image
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Why are bands like Black Flag allowed to write a song about drinking beer, and they're cult and amazing, and then you… — Ellie Rowsell Copy Share Image
If you can make a little painting for the ears with a few words, well, I like words; I like cutting them… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
One of the marks of a certain type of bad man is that he cannot give up a thing himself without wanting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a little older and fatter now, and I'm not exercising as much. My lifestyle these days involves a lot of beer… — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
It is significant comment on the victory of science over magic that were someone to say ‘if I put this pill in… — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you -… — Carrie Nation Copy Share Image
If someone doubts our right to exist - be it on the hills of Umm al-Fahem or in Munich's beer halls, in… — Yair Lapid Copy Share Image
America, the Idea of: We yearned for its beer and jazz, its smoke-filled nightclubs, its Edward Hopper bars, the melancholy of rainy… — Michael Bywater Copy Share Image
Tender and sweet, Manila clams partner well with a wide variety of foods - white wine, sake, beer, butter, leeks, fresh herbs,… — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
To live with integrity in an unjust society we must work for justice. To walk with integrity through a landscape strewn with… — Starhawk Copy Share Image
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shyheim, I took him on the road with me on the Budweiser Superfest. He was like 15 years old, too young to… — Big Daddy Kane Copy Share Image
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of… — Nicholas Culpeper Copy Share Image
Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells. — Trevor O'Hoy Copy Share Image
People always ask us, 'Hey, is there going to be a 'Beerfest 2'?' I don't know if I have another beer joke… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
Paul Newman's an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He's the only man… — Lew Wasserman Copy Share Image
When the homebrewers stop entering the profession, and the backyard breweries are squeezed out, then it will become stagnant. — Greg Noonan Copy Share Image
There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer. — Tom Petty Copy Share Image
When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. — Johnny Pesky Copy Share Image
We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer. — William Bradford Copy Share Image
The baby sits in front of MTV watching violent fantasies, while Dad guzzles beer with his favorite sport only to find his… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's time to clean out your Fridge when you open the door and something reaches out and hands you a… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the… — Hugh Hood Copy Share Image
Ginny's Little Longhorn is my favorite place to play and hang because it's close to old school beer joint music venue as… — Dale Watson Copy Share Image
Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams — Compton Mackenzie Copy Share Image
In a family business, you grow up with close contact to the business, whatever it is, and the beer business is certainly… — Carlos Alvarez Copy Share Image
I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. — Gary Allan Copy Share Image
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
Bruges is a beautiful medieval city almost untouched by time. If you like jazz, you will be well catered for. If you… — James Frain Copy Share Image
As I sat back and imagined what my transition from the Red Sox might be, I thought it would smell more like… — Theo Epstein Copy Share Image
