The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
Downhill's the future of the sport. Cross-country's not geared for TV. Some fat guy watching it with a beer in one hand… — Missy Giove Copy Share Image
And few hookups, if any, ever take place sober. And while wearing "beer goggles" may make people appear more attractive, it doesn't… — Michael Kimmel Copy Share Image
America's craft brewers know that beer, not wine, is the best beverage for accompanying a good meal. — Nancy Johnson Copy Share Image
I was charged as an adult years before I could buy a beer, lease an apartment, get a pack of cigarettes. I… — Jelly Roll Copy Share Image
Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third. — Malcolm Lowry Copy Share Image
Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid rugby players were some big guys that drunk a lot of beer but now they… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it -… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
If you can make a little painting for the ears with a few words, well, I like words; I like cutting them… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly,… — Dennis Hopper Copy Share Image
You can stand at a bar and scream all you want about who was the greatest athlete and which was the greatest… — Frank Deford Copy Share Image
I'd happily cover the British Open every year until St. Andrews slides into the sea or Scotland runs out of beer, whichever… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
Maybe you had to leave in order to really miss a place; maybe you had to travel to figure out how beloved… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy… — Ace Frehley Copy Share Image
I don’t need friends. All they do is eat your food, drink your beer, then spew your secrets the first time you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
