First and foremost, I love beer, and if there's one job that's more fun than being on TV or being a firefighter,… — Brian Quinn Copy Share Image
I put my own d*ck in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and… — Chad Kroeger Copy Share Image
In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but… — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
We don't have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10… — Paul Graham Copy Share Image
Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer… — Christa Faust Copy Share Image
Playboy isn't like the downscale, male bonding, beer-swilling phenomena that is being promoted now by (some men's magazines). My whole notion was… — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
...and every Wednesday the perfumed young lady slips me a hundred-crown note to leave her alone with the convict. And by Thursday… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
Although finding fruit flies in your wine or beer can be a bit annoying, I hope people will pause to admire the… — Michael Dickinson Copy Share Image
The beer sold here in the United States is sweet and watery and lacking in taste and overcarbonated and just generally the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If the price of the drug people want to use is through the roof, well then they're going to have to commit… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food,… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Nowadays, especially when you think of electronic music, it's like, the producer is mostly the one who makes the music or the… — Karin Dreijer Andersson Copy Share Image
Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities -… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know people say that we are a load of beer drinkers but we are far more professional these days. These critics… — Adrian Lewis Copy Share Image
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you'll be a much more… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
There's truth in wine, and there may be some in gin and muddy beer; but whether it's truth worth my knowing, is… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
It's amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you've drunk. — Ladyhawke Copy Share Image
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
Medalla is Puerto Rico's national treasure, as I call it. It's a Puerto Rican national beer - a great light beer for… — Pedro Capo Copy Share Image
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they… — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human. — Alan D. Eames Copy Share Image
So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown… — Reginald De Koven Copy Share Image
A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
There is no subsititue for fishing sense, and if a man doesn't have it, verily, he may cast like an angel and… — John D. Voelker Copy Share Image
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“I never understood a lot of things less complicated than why people put up with each other." -- Songs From Richmond Avenue” — Michael Reed Copy Share Image
“in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in… — Various Copy Share Image
Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road. — Dave Cook Copy Share Image
My drug of choice is beer. It's not only socially accepted, you can't even watch a football game without having it shoved… — Kirk Windstein Copy Share Image
I drink a lot of everything; beer while watching football. I have a taste for whiskey, but Jack Daniels and ginger is… — Jeff Gannon Copy Share Image
