Air Quote by Ethel Waters

When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [...], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion.

— Susan Cain

“Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip.”

— Tom Robbins

When you see a Bruce Springsteen or Tom Petty or Jackson Browne show, the impression you get is that you'd love to have a…

— Taylor Goldsmith

“Beer's nice for being glad and dizzy, and sometimes for the mystery and stuff, but the happy that comes out of a beer can…

— Tom Robbins

You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here's…

— Bedrich Smetana

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

— Kinky Friedman

“Glasses hold liquor, but they never get drunk. Their”

— Jeff VanderMeer

I have enormous respect for beer. It gives better sight to dull senses and intensifies latent ability.

— John Nash

“Beer goggles are no match for atrocious lighting.”

— Jessica Park

“Glasses are for people that sips instead of drinks.”

— Kai Starr

Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me.

— Rocko

“Depth perception and beer obviously weren't related.”

— Katie McGarry