Cowboyisms Quote by Kai Starr Download Open image ““Glasses are for people that sips instead of drinks.”” — Kai Starr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cowboyisms Drinking Humor
“I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My grandmother is over eighty and she still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.” — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“People who look good in glasses mustn't die. And you look wonderful in glasses.” — Torii Nagomu Copy Share Image
“I hate it when people take so long to drink a single glass. IT is like putting on a condom to masturbate.” — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
“doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.” — Catherine Goldhammer Copy Share Image
“I just like how [glasses] look on me and how they make me feel more confident. Isn’t that the point of anything we wear,… — Tommy Tighe Copy Share Image
“You looked ridiculous walking around the city carrying an empty wineglass. I don't care to be associated with a drunk. Particularly one who damages… — Danielle L. Jensen Copy Share Image
“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Oh, darlin’, I’m gonna walk you through it, kiss you through it, feel you through it, taste you through it. Hell, I’m hoping you… — Beverly Preston Copy Share Image
