Quote by Gregory David Roberts

“doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.”

— Catherine Goldhammer

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.”

— Douglas Adams

“It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.”

— Douglas Adams

“Glasses are for people that sips instead of drinks.”

— Kai Starr

“Life is a strong drink served up in an extremely short, and fragile shot glass. We shouldn't waste a single drop.”

— Samantha Sotto

“Getting drunk is, uh...getting drunk, you're in complete control...up to a point. It's your choice,every time you take a sip. You have a lot…

— jerry hopkins

“Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.”

— Nora Roberts

“I've never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.”

— Vicki Lesage

“You looked ridiculous walking around the city carrying an empty wineglass. I don't care to be associated with a drunk. Particularly one who damages…

— Danielle L. Jensen

“It is not the wine that makes us drunk, but the one who brings it and fills the glass.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“I would drink that whole bottle if I knew it wouldn’t get me completely drunk. I miss wine.” “Um, you haven’t had it for…

— Rachel Van Dyken