Beer Quotes · Page 30

If Merkel has discovered Europe in a beer tent, I can only say: better late than never. Otherwise, it was the height…

— Martin Schulz

I put my own d*ck in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and…

— Chad Kroeger

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains.

— Richard Patrick

Bruges is a beautiful medieval city almost untouched by time. If you like jazz, you will be well catered for. If you…

— James Frain

The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy - the Tankard.

— Charles Stuart Calverley

I know, everybody thinks that all Aussies love beer. I guess most of them do, but not me.

— Evonne Goolagong Cawley

She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms…

— Toni Morrison

Free software' is a matter of liberty, not price. To understand the concept, you should think of 'free' as in 'free speech,'…

— Richard Stallman

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

— Dave Barry

Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he'll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just…

— Ian Astbury

A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food.

— Elizabeth I

So the absurdity of happiness is that it is embarrassing to discuss or even mention, impossible to define or measure, may not…

— Michael Foley

We once played Strathclyde University's student union where they had a crash barrier in front of the stage. I thought that was…

— Sam Lloyd

When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug of beer because it was going to…

— John Gates

Hops are a wicked and pernicious weed.

— Henry VIII of England

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

— Ronald Biggs

One of the big things, especially if you're eating out frequently, is either splitting an entree with someone or ordering a protein-heavy…

— Mary Helen Bowers

The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread…

— Billy Joel

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

— Billy Carter

Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor can thoughts be made to shine without the…

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

I'm known for my strength and it helped that from a young age I was carrying around crates of beer or carpets…

— Ricky Hatton

This is all thousands of years old. It's the same the world over. Anyone who has ever walked upright has loved beer,…

— Alan D. Eames

As I am writing, another illustration of ye generation of hills proposed above comes into my mind. Milk is as uniform a…

— Isaac Newton

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

— Mark Twain