The reality is that beer still outsells wine and spirits combined, and makes up 60 of all alcoholic beverage occasions. It's important… — Pat McGauley Copy Share Image
I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Cub fans, by consensus, are the best in baseball. Year after year, in good times and (mostly) bad, they turn out in… — Roger Angell Copy Share Image
Those type of people [in New Orleans] keep me happy and just smiling, you know? I just go hang out and talk… — Troy Andrews Copy Share Image
That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
I get anxiety from a noise or some scuffling at the side of the stage. I hear stories all the time, from… — Deadmau5 Copy Share Image
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I said no to having a beer. I once had a beer with my brother when I was twelve, and I just… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. — Denis Hayes Copy Share Image
Anheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks, like Busch Gardens. That's a comforting thought… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash… — Fred Ward Copy Share Image
The mathematician who after seeing Phedre asked: 'Qu'est que ca prouve?' was not such a fool as he has been generally made… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I've been performing since 1955. I'm going to have to keep performing till I die because I'm not going to die in… — Dick Dale Copy Share Image
Sunlight 's a thing that needs a window Before it enter a dark room. Windows don't happen." So two old poets, Hunched… — R. S. Thomas Copy Share Image
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
Life isn't all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years. — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
“And what is civilization if it ain't people talking over a goddamned beer?” — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and… — Zoe Saldana Copy Share Image
There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Despite the insanity of using whether you would want to have a beer with someone as a legitimate reason for voting for… — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
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