Beer Quotes · Page 31

British Beatitudes! ... Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops.

— James Joyce

My films are like drinking a good beer, but pleasure doesn't mean that it cannot change someone's point of view.

— Takashi Miike

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made…

— Tom Robbins

I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and…

— Zoe Saldana

Drinking can not be sacramentalised except in religions which set no store on decorum. The worship of Dionysos or the Celtic god…

— Aldous Huxley

I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great.

— Pauline Quirke

I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families.

— Thomas Jefferson

When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [...], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion.

— Susan Cain

I've got to make a new life for myself, I'm out to learn how to enjoy my leisure now that I'm retired.…

— Walter Huston

“Of all public figures and benefactors of mankind, no one is loved by history more than the literary patron. Napoleon was just…

— Roman Payne

Placing a wedge of lime in the neck of a Corona bottle helps sell those beers. And where did that ritual come…

— Martin Lindstrom

The people are immensely likable— cheerful, extrovert, quick-witted, and unfailingly obliging. Their cities are safe and clean and nearly always built on…

— Bill Bryson

She was luxuriously tired and her muscles felt sore from the unaccustomed strain of riding astride. Nothing had ever tasted so good…

— Kathleen Winsor

A man who has once looked with the archaeological eye will never see quite normally. He will be wounded by what other…

— Loren Eiseley

Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to…

— William F. Buckley, Jr

When I started playing music at East Tennessee State University I would sit on a stool with a tip jar in front…

— Kenny Chesney

I had dropped a good design, which I had once bent my thoughts upon, and that was to try if I could…

— Daniel Defoe

It's a weird thing with accents. When I go home it gets a lot stronger, when I've had a few beers it…

— Iwan Rheon

The opposition has always opposed the Universal Child Care Benefit, from the time the Liberals said parents would just spend it on…

— Pierre Poilievre

Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy?

— George du Maurier

Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third.

— Malcolm Lowry

What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you're not going to get hit with a full can…

— Anonymous

I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some…

— Natalie Portman

I did the commercials for Gillette during the World Series and at one point I had 27 different beer contracts.

— Thurl Ravenscroft

Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the…

— Alan D. Eames

Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all…

— Zakk Wylde

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often,…

— Dave Barry

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the…

— Jeff Foxworthy

I stopped drinking alcohol, which probably was the biggest change. I used to be a very big beer drinker. Being from England,…

— Wade Barrett

I'm a firm believer, and some people may disagree, and I'm happy to have a beer with them and talk about it,…

— Greig Fraser

If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable…

— Robert Black

I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused…

— Lou Reed

When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID…

— Homer

I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man…

— Steve Martin

Don’t complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine.

— Joel Salatin

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.

— W. Arthur Lewis

If you want someone to grab a beer with, I may not be that guy. But if you want someone to drive…

— Ted Cruz

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

— Mark Twain

Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he'll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just…

— Ian Astbury

There's something very, very powerful about having a life mate that you are attracted to but then can also have a beer…

— Michael Pitt