I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together! — Dolph Lundgren Copy Share Image
I'm a big sucker for chocolate, and I love beer, but I can't drink it because it goes straight to my face… — Luke Hemsworth Copy Share Image
It may be healthier to eat beer and franks with cheer and thanks, than to eat sprouts and bread with doubts and… — John Robbins Copy Share Image
Don't quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime… — Roger Maris Copy Share Image
John and I would go and have a couple of quiet beers, just to sit down and chew the fat. And he'd… — Pete Best Copy Share Image
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But… — John Green Copy Share Image
The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“A few hours later (I think, anyway) there are six other empty beer mugs joining the first one on the table. I… — C.H. Wood Copy Share Image
“I was so done with looking at life through the eyes of beer-drinking cheese-heads. I wanted to go on that mission trip… — Holly Michael Copy Share Image
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that… — Gordon Willis Copy Share Image
“Generally, you have to love someone else a lot to keep carrying on like that, I thought. To have nothing and no… — Michael Reed Copy Share Image
Americans like warm characters. It's why, no matter what he did in the early days, they kind of resonated to Bill Clinton… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“HAPPINESS I ASKED the professors who teach the meaning of life to tell me what is happiness. And I went to… — Carl Sandburg Copy Share Image
I'll smoke weed occasionally, on special occasions like a movie night or something. I like to drink beer but whenever it comes… — Christofer Drew Copy Share Image
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a… — Eric Burdon Copy Share Image
I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When… — Brian O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then… — Joe Theismann Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We will all look back on the Trump presidency as reporters one day over a beer, and say, we were there, we… — Martha MacCallum Copy Share Image
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. — David Gerrold Copy Share Image
Going on tour, you don't have a lot of time to mull things over. You're just kind of, "Another beer, another show,… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
It is a growing process. You can't just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors. — Isaac Hanson Copy Share Image
I love coming to New York. I think I'm going to come really often here. I need to - for the show,… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars... — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be… — Brigit of Kildare Copy Share Image
Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish. — Grant Wood Copy Share Image
If a man ordered a beer milk shake, he thought, he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and… — Zoe Saldana Copy Share Image
