Wiseguy' is very demanding of an audience; you just can't sit back on the couch with a beer and zone out and… — Ken Wahl Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat… — Alex Blackwell Copy Share Image
The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it -… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
I wasn't really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less. — John Denver Copy Share Image
I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh,… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Keep winning and get to the postseason, I won 20 games and they just dumped one beer on my head. It feels… — Dontrelle Willis Copy Share Image
Ask most kids about details about Auschwitz or about how the American Indians were assassinated as a people and they don't know… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
Our teenage "druggies" are habituated to drugs rather than addicted. While beer and other alcoholic beverages are preferred drugs, kids have simply… — Virgil Miller Newton Copy Share Image
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really liked Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls and a couple of others, but with these kinds of movies the best… — Bent Saether Copy Share Image
“It happens thousands of times a day around the world, maybe millions, yet it is the culmination of human achievement, of human… — Adam Rogers Copy Share Image
He felt around desperately for a weapon. What did he have? Diapers? Cookies? Oh, why hadn't they given him a sword? He… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the… — Jack Herer Copy Share Image
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
At my house, I have a wine and beer fridge. It's got everything. The beer is at 38 degrees, and the wine… — Molly Qerim Copy Share Image
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
One must be able to say at all times--instead of points, straight lines, and planes--tables, chairs, and beer mugs — David Hilbert Copy Share Image
The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days — Angelo Dundee Copy Share Image
You know the law, Dresden." "He who kills the cheer springs for beer," chanted the rest of the table. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I including some other friends I said come on down and have a sip again Not one, not two, not three, four… — Laurel Aitken Copy Share Image
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants… — Mark Burnett Copy Share Image
After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off… — Jeremy Shockey Copy Share Image
Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest… — Andrew Ferguson Copy Share Image
Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural… — Thomas Frank Copy Share Image
When you decorate with neon beer lights, it's hard to create a class divide. So, the dive bar is an institution that… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
What mixed martial arts is being marketed as is not the truth. We're not a bunch of idiots in a cage drinking… — Frank Shamrock Copy Share Image
Pink champagne -- that's the kind of life we've both been used to. It might be a little difficult to -- do… — Deborah Kerr Copy Share Image
“We are here to drink beer. We are here to end war. We are here to laugh at the odds, and live… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I still like to think I have a pretty good laugh with the other guys in the dressing room and still enjoy… — Joe Root Copy Share Image
A country of long shadows on county cricket grounds, warm beer, green suburbs, dog lovers, and old maids cycling to holy communion… — John Major Copy Share Image
Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
I did Noise Music because I genuinely liked noise... But a lot of people didn't. At my concerts, people smashed beer glasses… — Boyd Rice Copy Share Image
