In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Okay, I'm flattered, I appreciate your attempt at making me feel better after the fiasco with the pita rolls, but please ring… — Amanda Filipacchi Copy Share Image
Saint George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon he drank a pint of English ale out of an… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Will I still get a slice of pizza? Will I drink a beer or two? Absolutely. You still have to live, but… — Adam Vinatieri Copy Share Image
I was an ordinary college kid. I drank beer, ate pizza, lifted weights and occasionally went to class. — Paul Casey Copy Share Image
It's getting late have you seen my mates, Ma tell me when the boys get here, It's seven o'clock and I want… — Elton John Copy Share Image
I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I… — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around and play… — Lita Ford Copy Share Image
Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it.… — Jeremy Piven Copy Share Image
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish… — Barry McCaffrey Copy Share Image
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls… — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
the Female Once-Over--a process by which one woman creates a detailed profile of another woman based upon about a million subtle details… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money that… — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
In recent years, perhaps encouraged by competition from McDonald's, the British hamburger has become a credit to the nation. At the time… — Clive James Copy Share Image
At fourteen or fifteen, I decided to earn my living when I grew up playing drums made from wooden beer kegs and… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
Those are real hard fans. There are a lot of them here. Some are a little bit crazy with their drinking their… — Maria Sharapova Copy Share Image
I'm not a super carbonated guy: some people like drinking their beer like it's a champagne, right? It's not my vibe. — Dylan Sprouse Copy Share Image
Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law. — Ian Botham Copy Share Image
Writing is solitary, so I love going out once in a while and meeting my readers. I'll often hang with them after… — F. Paul Wilson Copy Share Image
If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo. — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
Good ale, the true and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale,… — George Henry Borrow Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not… — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
“Eugene's got a fake ID, and he actually gets away with using it because he looks like he's thirty-six, thanks to his… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
In Belgium, the magistrate has the dignity of a prince, but by Bacchus, it is true that the brewer is king. — Emile Verhaeren Copy Share Image
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy… — Joe Elliott Copy Share Image
“I have done good things in life. I have done bad things in life. But the beer has tasted great during both.” — Thurman P. Banks Jr Copy Share Image
Usually, I'm on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time. — Craig Berube Copy Share Image
If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy… — Ellen Malcolm Copy Share Image
A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
