Quote by Thomas Rhett Akins

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

— Frank Yankovic

I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.

— Mike Tyson

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink…

— Martin Luther

If you were Jesus with missing years to kill where would you go?

— Tom Robbins

I don't want to go anywhere where Jesus can't go.

— Charlie Daniels

I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.

— Jack Nicholson

If there's a heaven, I would probably go. I've actually a very nice person.

— Mink Stole

If I can't take Jesus Christ with me, I don't want to go.

— Charlie Daniels

I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it…

— Brigit of Kildare

To go to heaven, fully to enjoy God, is infinitely better than the most pleasant accommodations here.

— Jonathan Edwards

If there's a hell I'll meet you there, and if there's a heaven they're serving beer, and if you're an angel then I must…

— Lizzy Hale

If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I'd probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to hell.

— Michael Ventura