Capacity Quote by Michael Ventura

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

— Vivian Stanshall

If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.

— Vivian Stanshall

I'd like to be in hell in time for dinner

— Edward H. Ruloff

You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.

— Albert Einstein

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

— George Burns

If I could have a beer with Jesus. Heaven knows Id sip it nice and slow. Id try to pick a place that aint…

— Thomas Rhett Akins

I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.

— Jack Nicholson

Without alcohol I'd be richer by two million dollars that went to pay lawyer's fees.

— Grace Slick

If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.

— Granger Smith

It would be funny, to throw a party with fake booze and see how many people act wasted..

— Anonymous

There would never be a way for me to live comfortably with people. Maybe I'd become a monk. I'd pretend to believe in God…

— Charles Bukowski

If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.

— W. C. Fields