And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“I am designing the future on beer mats, like Churchill and Stalin at Yalta.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Hartnell's was for drinking. And you could get any drink you wanted, as long as it was beer.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
I won’t give up what I enjoy to look perfect. I want to find a happy medium between feeling good about my… — Miranda Lambert Copy Share Image
The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
“We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Wishes for your birthday; Lots of beer, gifts, party people, love, smiling faces, tears of joy, and many more...Happy birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with… — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
Basically, little Madison Beer in sixth grade was major, major Belieber status. I literally was obsessed with Justin. I wasn't crazy-crazy, but… — Madison Beer Copy Share Image
A hundred years ago, concerts were far more come-what-may - people played cards, drank beer and appreciated the music. If we go… — Charles Hazlewood Copy Share Image
Branson ate his salad, and left the rest of his fish untouched, while Grace tucked into his steak and kidney pudding with… — Peter James Copy Share Image
I want people to hear really exciting music played by the best, but in a context where they can clap when they… — Charles Hazlewood Copy Share Image
Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything?… — Charles Neaves, Lord Neaves Copy Share Image
Design is all about relationships. Unfortunately, many designers don’t fully appreciate this. Some of the best design work I’ve ever done was… — Daniel Burka Copy Share Image
When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money,… — Chris Moneymaker Copy Share Image
Recently I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself, "Dave, all you do… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
...I was tired of men. Hanging in doorways, standing too close, their smell of beer or fifteen-year-old whiskey. Men who didn't come… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
“One day, in a grocery store, I swept clean a shelf of microbrew beer for my husband and three giant jars of… — Deborah Fallows Copy Share Image
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I know, everybody thinks that all Aussies love beer. I guess most of them do, but not me. — Evonne Goolagong Cawley Copy Share Image
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! — Bill Owen Copy Share Image
The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Civilization as well as civility thrive where there is a pot of beer.” — Randy Mosher Copy Share Image
I hope you like Guiness, Sir. I find it a refreshing alternative to food. — Richard Dean Anderson Copy Share Image
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin' there got all shook up. — Chuck Berry Copy Share Image
I like any European city where you can sit outside, have a beer and watch the world go by. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
