There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
There were times I felt I'd never get my life back. Am I ever going to be normal and go out with… — Mardy Fish Copy Share Image
I really liked Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls and a couple of others, but with these kinds of movies the best… — Bent Saether Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Americans believe that the private sector is always more efficient and cheaper than big government, and particularly when you go among Republicans,… — Uwe Reinhardt Copy Share Image
What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists? — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.… — J. P. Donleavy Copy Share Image
When you decorate with neon beer lights, it's hard to create a class divide. So, the dive bar is an institution that… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a… — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and… — Charles Stuart Calverley Copy Share Image
Those are real hard fans. There are a lot of them here. Some are a little bit crazy with their drinking their… — Maria Sharapova Copy Share Image
I was an ordinary college kid. I drank beer, ate pizza, lifted weights and occasionally went to class. — Paul Casey Copy Share Image
Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to… — Joel Spolsky Copy Share Image
It may be healthier to eat beer and franks with cheer and thanks, than to eat sprouts and bread with doubts and… — John Robbins Copy Share Image
Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin. — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
I propose to provide proof... that just as always an alcoholic ferment, the yeast of beer, is found where sugar is converted… — Louis Pasteur Copy Share Image
I tell you, Mr. Okada, a cold beer at the end of the day is the best thing life has to offer.… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
