Beer Quotes · Page 17

Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning.

— Patrick Rothfuss

If they had built the Energy East pipeline to transport beer, we'd be okay.

— Elizabeth May

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

— Homer

I'm not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer.

— Tony Finau

The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.

— William Shakespeare

I drink alone. Yeah, with nobody else. You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

— George Thorogood

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

— Carrie Nation

“heatwave. Dad was wearing a T-shirt and baggy shorts, flip-flops on his feet, a bottle of beer in his hand.”

— Jess Ryder

The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn’t get…

— Bill Bryson

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite…

— John Daly

There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer…

— A. Alfred Taubman

In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was…

— Ed O'Neill

On a film, you work with somebody for four months and it's wonderful, but commercials it's like catching up with someone for…

— Greig Fraser

The battle between craft breweries and big beer stretches back to the 1990s, when the idea of buying a beer brewed by…

— Elizabeth Flock

They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.

— Anonymous

I just hope we can find our way back to engaging with one another, arguing strongly with one another, and then going…

— James Mattis

I think also just being from the Midwest, my dad was a stoic Midwesterner, he always told me never take anything for…

— Butch Vig

And few hookups, if any, ever take place sober. And while wearing "beer goggles" may make people appear more attractive, it doesn't…

— Michael Kimmel

We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out…

— Bobby Hull

Polish people have a wit and sarcasm. They're gentle but still very strong. Like, they love beer, which is traditionally so manly,…

— Antoni Porowski

Wolfe was drinking beer and looking at pictures of snowflakes in a book someone had sent him from Czechoslovakia... ...Wolfe seemed absorbed…

— Rex Stout

The old man sold beer after hours on weekends. And that was something that he probably did to top up his earnings…

— Lindsay Fox

I suppose if I went to Turkey - I mean, I can't imagine going that far away, but if I did go…

— Robert Webb

Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.

— Anonymous

Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.

— Dave Barry

If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.

— Granger Smith

Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

My body was built through years of good food - and beer.

— Dick Strawbridge

Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

— Anonymous

Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.

— Kenelm Digby

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

— Ronald Biggs

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

— Ashley Purdy

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

— Celia Rivenbark

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

— W. C. Fields

I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.

— Garth Brooks

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

— Anonymous

Xs were used because there was no mass literacy - a state we are rapidly approaching once more.

— Michael Jackson