Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the… — Hugh Hood Copy Share Image
I was in the Army in the 1960s. I didn't go to Vietnam. I went to Germany, where I drank beer. But… — John Prine Copy Share Image
Maybe this is my left-wing conspiracy theory, but the right has re-branded itself as kind of the everyman party: Who's the person… — Morgan Neville Copy Share Image
When we show up in a city, we ask, 'Where's the best restaurant? What's the best beer?' You start doing that, and… — Isaac Hanson Copy Share Image
I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers. — Joe Teti Copy Share Image
We'll go out and we'll be playing in front of 15,000 people and say, 'Hey, we're going to do three new songs… — Steve Miller Copy Share Image
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
I've never read a self help book... the most self-help I've read is on a beer mat. — Ophelia Lovibond Copy Share Image
“Its funny whenever people who have'nt seen me in years meet up with me again and they are surprised that I'm not… — Kenny D. Eichenberg Copy Share Image
You know how to get a redneck to the dinner table?.... No?... All you need to yell is Guys they got beer!!! — Michael Country Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When… — Brian O'Rourke Copy Share Image
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you… — Ron White Copy Share Image
“After a while I got hungry and went to the kitchen. There was nothing to eat. I drank another beer and looked… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
There's something very, very powerful about having a life mate that you are attracted to but then can also have a beer… — Michael Pitt Copy Share Image
Were I Diogenes, I would not move out of a kilderkin into a hogshead, though the first had had nothing but small… — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
I look at road marathons as a totally different sport. Those guys are stupid fast. It is unbelievable. I might be a… — Karl Meltzer Copy Share Image
Is there a parson much bemused in beer, a maudlin poetess, a rhyming peer, a clerk foredoom'd his father's soul to cross,… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest… — Andrew Ferguson Copy Share Image
