Beer Quotes · Page 16

Is beer good for runners? Sure...if it's the other guy drinking it.

— Jim Fixx

How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.

— Henry David Thoreau

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

— Willie Nelson

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

— Tom Waits

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

— Anne Sexton

I drink no cider, but feast on Philadelphia beer.

— John Adams

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!

— John Green

I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.

— Axl Rose

Boughs have their fruit and blossom At all times of the year; Rivers are running over With red beer and brown beer.

— William Butler Yeats

I found a place under a bridge in Goa where you could have fresh crab and beer. It was nothing complicated, but…

— Gemma Chan

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of…

— Frank Zappa

“Matters are very seldom all black or white. They can even be both at the same time - The Beer Fairy”

— Tom Robbins

The world was full of dangers now that she was pregnant: mercury in tuna, hot tubs, beer, secondhand smoke, over-the-counter medicine. Not…

— Jennifer McMahon

“Beer is man's drink. Water is God's drink. Wine is everyone's drink. Whiskey is the Devil's soup.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

— Peter O'Toole

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work…

— Melchor Lim

I liked the taste of beer, its live, white lather, its brass-bright depths, the sudden world through the wet-brown walls of the…

— Dylan Thomas

“Its funny whenever people who have'nt seen me in years meet up with me again and they are surprised that I'm not…

— Kenny D. Eichenberg

When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a…

— Mike Royko

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think…

— Jack Handey

We'll go out and we'll be playing in front of 15,000 people and say, 'Hey, we're going to do three new songs…

— Steve Miller

The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition claims that a moderate beer drinker - whatever that means - swallows 11 percent of his…

— Barbara Holland

“Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can’t be much amiss, ’tis clear, To see the rate…

— A.E. Housman Marcus Manilius

And when I say [M2 was] lo-fi production, it was so great and grimy. I was used to that world anyway, because…

— Jancee Dunn

Unlike milk, it is acceptable to cry over spilled beer.

— Charith Thilina

One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

— Dorothy Parker

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

— Nancy Astor

I wasn't a great student, C average. I was pretty shy, but I drank a lot of beer.

— Kenny Chesney

You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.

— Woody Allen

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

— Groucho Marx

Luck, Prosperity. Friends & Beer!!! Wishing you a Happy St.Patrick's Day.

— Anonymous

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

— Louis Untermeyer

“A girl can't feel like a lady with a bottle of beer before her.”

— Maureen Daly

“I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few”

— Benny Bellamacina

See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.

— Mickey Lolich

God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.

— Anonymous

There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves.

— Dave Grohl

All the buildup and hype, everything else, is foam. The game is the beer.

— Marv Levy

Nature, like Miamonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons.

— Edward Abbey

I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.

— Upton Sinclair