Beer Quotes · Page 14

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

— Anthony Kiedis

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

I have received delegations of working men who come, apparently speaking of the utmost sincerity, have declared that they would regard it…

— Woodrow Wilson

Don't quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime…

— Roger Maris

Being hydrated is a key thing for a singer, especially if you're spending three hours on stage five nights a week, and…

— Chris de Burgh

People love talking about their jobs. Take them out, buy them lunch or take them for a beer and they'll talk about…

— Irvine Welsh

I think it's refreshing that someone on TV can admit they drink beer, eat meat, and wear fur.

— Teresa Giudice

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?

— Dennis Miller

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

— Willie Nelson

Women: I liked the colors of their clothing; the way they walked; the cruelty in some faces; now and then the almost…

— Charles Bukowski

I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair?

— Walker Percy

The bartenders are the regular band of Jack, and the heavenly drummer who looks up to the sky with blue eyes, with…

— Jack Kerouac

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded…

— Timothy Olyphant

And when I say [M2 was] lo-fi production, it was so great and grimy. I was used to that world anyway, because…

— Jancee Dunn

Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate…

— A. E. Housman

A great road trip snack for me personally is beef jerky, Cheezels and a ginger beer. Keeps the blood flowing.

— Ruel

Out of nowhere, Valek appeared before me, yelling in my ear, shaking my shoulders. Stupidly, belatedly, I realized he was the drunk.…

— Maria V. Snyder

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom.

— William Shakespeare

“I am designing the future on beer mats, like Churchill and Stalin at Yalta.”

— David Mitchell

Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing…

— Drew Carey

I like to sit in front of the fire at night, sip a beer and think.

— Ken Berry

You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.

— Woody Allen

Prejudice is opinion without judgement.

— Voltaire

When I was a kid, there was this neighborhood beer and wine store that sold old comics for a nickel a piece.…

— Jim Starlin