Beer Quotes · Page 12

All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal.

— Rod Dixon

Oh, I love a good burger, I really do. With chips and a beer and ice cream afterwards.

— Joe Wicks

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

— Emo Philips

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

— Terry Pratchett

Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.

— Steve Mirsky

If you're sad and you like beer, I'm your lady, ... The Saddest Music in the World.

— Isabella Rossellini

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

— Michael Jackson

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

— Janeane Garofalo

Lo! the poor toper whose untutored sense, Sees bliss in ale, and can with wine dispense; Whose head proud fancy never taught…

— George Crabbe

I want to be able to depict in music a glass of beer so accurately that every listener can tell whether it…

— Richard Strauss

I like writing songs. I like the camarderie of the and. I like touring. I love playing bass. And then there's free…

— Keanu Reeves

The question for me was, could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3-year-olds who sang beer commercials!

— Joan Ganz Cooney

Everybody always wants to make the show 'What's it like to have a beer with that person?' And everyone sucks at making…

— Sean Evans

I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of…

— Sylvia Plath

I suspect states are going to realize there's money to be made, and they'll start to change laws so people can distil…

— Adam Rogers

Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said…

— Conan O'Brien

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties…

— Bob Livingston

The Corporation would like to apologize for the preceding pages. Of course, it's not all right for girls to behave this way.…

— Libba Bray

Barack Obama, you know has a lot of supporters here in America, but he's very popular internationally. It's quite interesting. This is…

— Conan O'Brien

If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked…

— Jayson Williams

When I was covering games, and this is back in the '60s, you'd go into the manager's office. I can still visualize…

— Frank Deford

No doubt you are as alarmed as I by the tragic decline in America's language skills. If 10 people read the following…

— Mike Nichols

I found myself back in the sepulchral city resenting the sight of people hurrying through the streets to filch a little money…

— Joseph Conrad

Those type of people [in New Orleans] keep me happy and just smiling, you know? I just go hang out and talk…

— Troy Andrews

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.

— Sandra Bullock

I love to have a beer with Duncan "Cause Duncan"s me mate

— Slim Dusty

My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer.

— Travis Fimmel

I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.

— Anonymous

I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times.

— Zakk Wylde

Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition.

— Sergei Lukyanenko

[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine.

— Scott Eastwood

Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.

— Elizabeth Taylor

Life is with such all beer and skittles. They are not difficult to please About their victuals.

— Charles Stuart Calverley

“When all else fails, there is music. When that fails you, there is beer.”

— James Hauenstein

“Liberty Ale would become quite possibly the most important beer of the late twentieth century”

— Tom Acitelli

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.

— Richard Burton

On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

— Adrian Rogers

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.

— Frederick The Great

In Canada, it's beer, hockey, and then everything else.

— Edge