While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet! — Harry Leon Wilson Copy Share Image
If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight… — Emile M. Cioran Copy Share Image
After a snowstorm is the best time to be in the woods, because all the empty beer and soda cans and candy… — Carol Rifka Brunt Copy Share Image
I don't want to play stinking, beer-ridden clubs. It depresses me even thinking about that. I really hate it when you're finished… — Steve Jones Copy Share Image
I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up. — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
But if at church they would give some ale. And a pleasant fire our souls to regale. We'd sing and we'd pray… — William Blake Copy Share Image
You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“What kind of heart does one have to have in order to be able to get rid of these, without regret, as… — Francesca Marciano Copy Share Image
Since the outbreak of war, there has been in our country a steady increase in the consumption of spirits, wine and beer.… — William Lyon Mackenzie King Copy Share Image
None of my friends are big posters - we're old school. We text, phone and meet up and have a beer or… — Troy Deeney Copy Share Image
I still like to think I have a pretty good laugh with the other guys in the dressing room and still enjoy… — Joe Root Copy Share Image
The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
One night I'd had some beers, and then I Googled myself and spent the night in tears. — Ginnifer Goodwin Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
A lot of female rappers are supposed to be flossy and bougie. Sometimes I get in a room with other female rappers… — Snow Tha Product Copy Share Image
The Corporation would like to apologize for the preceding pages. Of course, it's not all right for girls to behave this way.… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Now, I'm mostly a beer man. When I drink hard liquor, it usually doesn't end the best, so I keep it chill… — Chris Baio Copy Share Image
British Beatitudes! ... Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops. — James Joyce Copy Share Image
Here is a principle to use in all aspects of economics and policy. When you find a good or service that is… — Jeffrey Tucker Copy Share Image
Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
