Beer Quotes · Page 11

There is no strong beer, just weak men

— Dan Castellaneta

Light beer? No thanks, I still have my balls.

— Nikhil Saluja

While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet!

— Harry Leon Wilson

What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!

— Rick Yancey

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

— Jack Kerouac

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.

— Jimmy Buffett

Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.

— Theodore Maynard

I can't eat bread, anything fried, or even drink a beer.

— Scott Michael Foster

Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer.

— Anthony Bourdain

In spite of its relatively nascent rise in popularity, tea joints across the country are romanticized, quite like beer pubs in the…

— Padmapriya Janakiraman

I don't need beer to have a good time, I just need it to focus, avoid depression, good tweets, fall asleep, and…

— Nikhil Saluja

“   The barman came to the other side of the counter. "Time please," he said. Harriet said: "You mustn't hurry a lady drinking…

— Anthony Powell

Once I'm in training camp, there's no beer, there's no soda, there's no bad food. There's no anything. It's eat, sleep and…

— Michael Chandler

I said no to having a beer. I once had a beer with my brother when I was twelve, and I just…

— Stephen Chbosky

“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. - The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse ”

— Ray Bradbury

“Since my body is a temple I try to eat only healthy foods. Then again, I am half-Irish and half-German so I…

— James Hauenstein

People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.

— Bob McKenzie

The reality is that beer still outsells wine and spirits combined, and makes up 60 of all alcoholic beverage occasions. It's important…

— Pat McGauley

I have received delegations of working men who, apparently speaking with the utmost sincerity, have declared that they would regard it as…

— Woodrow Wilson

With sport went beer drinking and gambling - until recently restricted by the wowsers, but part of that code of mateship of…

— Donald Horne

Think of the glory. Think of your reputation. Think how great it'll look on your next resume." On my cenotaph, you mean.…

— Lois McMaster Bujold

Different drinks have different metaphorical weight. Wine's heady, gin is poisonous, vodka's cold, and beer is plain boring. In real life, I'm…

— Cate Marvin

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still…

— Hunter S. Thompson

There were times I felt I'd never get my life back. Am I ever going to be normal and go out with…

— Mardy Fish

I have a lot of special memories with my parents but my toughest one is, I had, as a teenager, a pretty…

— Max Lucado

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

— Laura Kightlinger

Garp drank the beer and wondered if everything was an anticlimax..

— John Irving

“Henry's worldly goal at the moment was drinking enough beer to be happy and forgetful.”

— Anna Godbersen

Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)

— Richard Kadrey

Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.

— Mira Grant

Bang bang! Hey, pour me a beer. No pretty drinks, I'm a guy out here.

— Jessie J

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

It's very British of me, but I'll always choose beer over anything else.

— Francesca Hayward

I don't think that there is a beer summit in the cards for me at the White House.

— Rick Santelli

I believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie.

— Justin Timberlake

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

— Frank Yankovic

If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread.

— David Ricardo

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

— Homer Simpson

Beer will change the world.. I don't know how but it will.

— Anonymous