“All other beer is ass, and I will not put in the the work to acquire the taste for things that taste… — Baratunde R. Thurston Copy Share Image
There's no reason why a player is done at 33, 34. They train better, they eat better, they drink better. This isn't… — Bobby Clarke Copy Share Image
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
I make a wicked clam chowdah, and linguine with clam sauce. Oysters I like to eat raw, and mussels in either a… — Jim Himes Copy Share Image
You can go super American and get barbecue and beer and be like, 'Whatever, I'm watching a football game.' That's exactly what… — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Trée-trées' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz'… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I've spent my life just travelling and singing for beer or money or whatever. — Johnny Paycheck Copy Share Image
One must be able to say at all times--instead of points, straight lines, and planes--tables, chairs, and beer mugs — David Hilbert Copy Share Image
Economists often talk about the 80/20 Principle, which is the idea that in any situation roughly 80 percent of the “work” will… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. — Adolphus Busch Copy Share Image
I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some… — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor Copy Share Image
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine. — Heraclitus Copy Share Image
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
