Beer Quotes · Page 9

My people must drink beer.

— Frederick The Great

I am very picky about my people and my beer.

— Shelby Lynne

I only drink beer on days that ends in

— Pie_05

Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale.

— William Shakespeare

“Beer is the is. It has always been the is.”

— Jack Freestone

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

— Joe E. Lewis

“Running beer gathers no foam.”

— Victor Hugo

The beer tastes better when you win

— Gary Gaetti

I'm off for a quiet pint - followed by fifteen noisy ones.

— Gareth Chilcott

They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand.

— Ben Schwalb

May your day be filled with loved ones, happiness, laughter, and beer.

— Anonymous

I can't afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine.

— B. B. King

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

— Benjamin Franklin

The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.

— Euripides

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer...

— Joe Teti

its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.

— Kevin Hearne

I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a…

— David Sedaris

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When…

— Brian O'Rourke

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets.

— Oscar Wilde

Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom.

— William Shakespeare

Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then…

— Joe Theismann

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a…

— Johnny Depp

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a…

— Eric Burdon

IAGO: She that was ever fair and never proud, Had tongue at will and yet was never loud, Never lack'd gold and…

— William Shakespeare

Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with…

— Michael Jackson

We once played Strathclyde University's student union where they had a crash barrier in front of the stage. I thought that was…

— Sam Lloyd

It’s a Belgian beer, sweetie. Please tell me you’ve at least heard of it. (Blaine) Boy, I was born in Brussels and…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

My favorite thing is always a nice, inexpensive draft beer, but if someone wants something a little more complicated than that, then…

— Mario Batali

Trash can!” Pritkin cursed and grabbed one, just about the time everything I’d eaten that night paid a repeat visit. Whiskey, pizza,…

— Karen Chance

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— Babe Ruth

I would love to get shredded or whatever you want to call it, but at the same time, I really enjoy treating…

— Thomas Rhett

I drank beer, and I had a career year.

— David Wells

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

— Winston Churchill

“People are awful. Drink some beer.” Haruki”

— Min Jin Lee

That questionable superfluity small beer.

— Douglas William Jerrold

He was a wise man who invented beer.

— Plato

I hate drugs. I drank a beer once and threw up.

— Mark Henry

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.

— Sheryl Crow

“God has a brown voice, soft and full as beer.”

— Anne Sexton