Beer Quotes · Page 7

In the wrestling world, you had WWE, WCW, and smaller promotions that were like the independents. I look at it as craft…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Don’t complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine.

— Joel Salatin

There was a year straight where every weekend, I went to at least one bar mitzvah or bat mitzvah, and we would…

— Seth Rogen

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.

— W. C. Fields

its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.

— Kevin Hearne

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

— Emo Philips

I'm not saying Christopher Pyne and all them are my enemies, they're great blokes, shouted me a few beers a couple of…

— Yitzhak Rabin

Every job in the world has some built-in boredom. No man can stay excited about something every minute he is doing it.…

— E. L. Konigsburg

I did all this stuff that was illegal when I was a kid. I drank beer when I was 15. I smoked…

— Dave Barry

Well, as he brews, so shall he drink.

— Ben Jonson

I work until beer o'clock.

— Stephen King

I've worked with a variety of presidents over the years on both sides of the aisle and congressmen and senators, so I'm…

— Marc Benioff

Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insaneasylums... give me beer.You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not…

— Henry Miller

I drink a lot of beer.

— Eric Bischoff

The technology companies don't understand creative things at all. Silicon Valley's view of the creative process in Hollywood is a bunch of…

— Steve Jobs

So long as they (the Proles) continued to work and breed, their other activities were without importance. Left to themselves, like cattle…

— George Orwell

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

— Stephen Colbert

We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society.

— Ray Davies

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the…

— Kristen Schaal

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!

— Bill Owen

Pack the one bag. Unpack it, pack it, unpack it, pack it: passeport, ticket, book, taxi, airport, check-in, beer, announcement, stairs, airplane,…

— Ryszard Kapuscinski

[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine.

— Scott Eastwood

I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that…

— Anonymous

Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

— Anonymous

Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the…

— Alan D. Eames