“Since my body is a temple I try to eat only healthy foods. Then again, I am half-Irish and half-German so I… — James Hauenstein Copy Share Image
You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For… — Janusz Palikot Copy Share Image
In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Here's to the drunken Marine With beer in his canteen! You've heard of the Unknown Soldier But, never an unknown Marine! — John Ripley Copy Share Image
My dad's all I've ever had. When I was 3 and 4, my mom used to take me to bars. I understand… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Shyheim, I took him on the road with me on the Budweiser Superfest. He was like 15 years old, too young to… — Big Daddy Kane Copy Share Image
Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to… — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
I never drank any in my life. Never have. Just never liked the taste of whiskey, and beer I don't care for… — Porter Wagoner Copy Share Image
I won’t give up what I enjoy to look perfect. I want to find a happy medium between feeling good about my… — Miranda Lambert Copy Share Image
It says that alcoholism is a disease, and that it gets passed on from generation to generation. I've told my kids about… — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
When I started playing music at East Tennessee State University I would sit on a stool with a tip jar in front… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
The British brand is so popular particularly in the US that they put the union jack flag on top of beer bottles… — Liz Truss Copy Share Image
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!" — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food… — Brendan Behan Copy Share Image
A girl half my age swept by and slammed two giant tankard filled with beer on the table. Ragnvald held his up.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I have a personal ritual. Just like 10 minutes before a show, I'll open a beer, just so it feels like I've… — Ed Robertson Copy Share Image
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I was not able to work up much enthusiasm over the ball game, and in the midst of it I was handed… — Herbert Hoover Copy Share Image
A good prince will tax as lightly as possible those commodities which are used by the poorest members of society: grain, bread,… — Desiderius Erasmus Copy Share Image
“Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.” — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
