I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Took a compatibility test and the results said I get along best with beer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be… — Brigit of Kildare Copy Share Image
Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
We will all look back on the Trump presidency as reporters one day over a beer, and say, we were there, we… — Martha MacCallum Copy Share Image
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. — David Gerrold Copy Share Image
Going on tour, you don't have a lot of time to mull things over. You're just kind of, "Another beer, another show,… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
It is a growing process. You can't just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors. — Isaac Hanson Copy Share Image
I love coming to New York. I think I'm going to come really often here. I need to - for the show,… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Watch what you choose to do. For instance, someone might want you to smoke. Never forget that I told you - don't… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
You wake up, your life is discipline: there's kids, breakfast, lunch box, go to work, discipline, organization, guests. Imagine the semi-final of… — Rene Redzepi Copy Share Image
All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time.… — Janis Joplin Copy Share Image
Why have a car, when you can have a truck? its a portible bed, with a bench. it can haul your shit.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Make Earth Day Every Day.” While we might not always live up to this ideal, I try to keep this quote from… — Denis Hayes Copy Share Image
For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I came from, and because I was playing in Texas a… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
A lot of female rappers are supposed to be flossy and bougie. Sometimes I get in a room with other female rappers… — Snow Tha Product Copy Share Image
